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This page supplements the general BootyNet disclaimer with information specific to BootyNet Green. It does not replace it.
Nature of This Page
BootyNet Green is a satirical sustainability initiative. BootyNet does not use, generate, purchase, or offset energy of any kind, because BootyNet does not have any real infrastructure that could use, generate, purchase, or offset it. Every figure, percentage, and rating on this site is invented for entertainment purposes.
Power & Energy Figures
There is no power draw, because there is nothing drawing power. Any numbers on this site describing energy use, generation, or renewable mix are made up and do not correspond to anything real.
Sustainability Rating
There is no sustainability to rate. The rating shown on this site is a number BootyNet made up.
Reports
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